We love finding funny moms. In our city there’s a large Facebook group for local moms that’s very active. With so many moms and so many backgrounds, there’s bound to be some drama and clashes in opinions. There’s also a lot of good: moms helping moms, play dates set, small businesses grown and lifelong friends made.

One local mom had us laughing when she posted this hilarious take on what happens in a group when someone shares an opinion. We asked her if we could share her humorous writings with all of you.

Original post: “I love yellow!”

Comments:
•me too
•one of my favs
•its a spring color and its summer you dumb bitch
•ugh I don’t look good in yellow
•I have a yellow purse I get lots of compliments on
•I don’t like yellow, it’s the color of pee
•if your pee is yellow you aren’t drinking enough water
•you should probably see a doctor
•I sell It Works and you should try our greens!
•yellow and green make blue and blue is my favorite color
•my son’s nursery is yellow, love it[dropshadowbox align=”right” effect=”lifted-both” width=”250px” height=”” background_color=”#ffffff” border_width=”1″ border_color=”#dddddd” ]On Facebook Groups for Moms
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•well don’t dress your kid in yellow because people won’t know if it’s a girl or a boy
•so what
•you could give your kid gender identity disorder
•Scentsy has a cute yellow tart burner, hit me up to buy one
•can you post a picture of your yellow pee so I can diagnose you?
•omg I don’t want to see your pee or a pic of your kid’s gross eye infection
•please don’t say omg, it offends me
•I also don’t want to see your boob so cover yourself while breastfeeding
•she likes yellow? Her kid was probably bottle fed, poor kid.
•I’m so tired of this group, I’m leaving
•by Felicia!
•why don’t you just leave, you don’t need to announce it
•don’t let the door hit you in the ass
•don’t go sweetie
•I like red
•red is the devil’s color
• Oragami Owl has cute yellow charms, check out my websitewww.isellthatstuff.com
•shouldn’t you be watching your kid instead of posting your favorite color on fb?
•I checked your personal page and we don’t have the same views so I’m blocking you
•geeze I went to change a diaper and this post exploded
•disposable diaper or cloth?
•disposable
•cloth is best, you are polluting the earth
•insert funny meme
•I like yellow too, we should start our own group for yellow lovers
•I don’t get why you like yellow
•who cares what you like
•was this post necessary?
•I think the name calling was uncalled for
•who asked you?
•omg I said dumb bitch, avert your eyes!
•you just said OMG again and I already told you once that it offends me so now you are doing it on purpose
•the women on here are so rude
•keep your opinions to yourself
•I’m so tall I look like Big Bird in yellow
•my kids don’t know who Big Bird is, I don’t let them watch Sesame Street
•TV is rotting our kids brains
•TV is not a babysitter
•who’s the admin of this group?
•omg there is nothing wrong with Sesame Street
•you said OMG again! *block*
•why don’t you play with your kid instead of parking them in front of a TV
•she doesn’t even know who the father of her kid is!
•I’ve contacted an attorney about you harassing me